A.D. 1420

Heh! Go crazy! This summer!
From Mongolia to the Lake District-
You'll have a whale of a time among
the wild mushrooms and clams.

Best sellers! Best prices!
Smile, breathe in pure nature.
Remember one Steppe at a time!

A single Mongolian Yurt is pitched.
Only accessible by public transport
where you can indulge in all your
fantasies of bush craft.

So they really are to die for!
Ignore the gross bloody civil war
and dart through the Rhino's legs!
Have fun! Have fun!

Isn't this fun! But even more
extraordinary are the views out the back!
Embark on your own Historical voyage,
I mean, where would you rather be?